Most of my projects are on GitHub. I'm currently with the Portland Trail Blazers.

How Dare You

How dare you sir, demean our night of quite literal self congratulation with your extremely profitable style of offensive humor which you were specifically hired to enact and which we knowingly paid you to produce, who do you think you are, ricky gervais, wait you mean you aren’t ricky gervais, sir, how dare you, this is about art.

Chris Mohney